Troublesome day at the front. Never mind, when it was all over I settled back into the luxury of the old jalopy and swept imperiously back down the motorway to the Towers (I had thought of getting some outriders, but it would have taken too long for them to assemble). 

Tarquin had told me that Kirsty Young was scheduled to be on television on a BBC (now there's a proper television broadcaster) programme called Crimewatch. I'm not too sure I wish to be associated with her programme if she is some sort of felon, but I promised I would watch just to see.